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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:44
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Trump administration prepares to ease big bank rules - Politico
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Full-screen Xbox handheld UI is coming to all Windows PCs “starting next year” - Ars Technica
So they tried
No go.
No way
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
PSA: Splatoon 3 On Switch Has Made Some Cuts To Keep Pace With Switch 2 - Nintendo Life
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
4 Nutrients You Should Be Eating to Help Lower Dementia Risk, According to a New Study - EatingWell
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Rocks reveal the turning point when oxygen changed Earth forever - Earth.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Eight Centers Lions Could Sign to Replace Frank Ragnow - Sports Illustrated
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do organic ready-to-eat meals compare to conventional ones?